The Little Fat Man

Posted by Moonage | Filed under Vision

And, ever true to his prognostications of his own day to day life, immediately after retiring, he’s been caught performing for TV. The result is the new smash hit, The Little Fat Man. Here’s the lyrics as I couldn’t catch it quick enough:

Little fat man who sold his soul,
Little fat man who sold his dream…

Pathetic little fat man,
No one’s bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laugh’s at,
They all just wish he’d die.

He’s so depressed at being hated,
Fatso takes his own life,
He blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss.

He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame,
He’s got no style, he’s got no grace,
He’s banal and facile, he’s a fat waste of space

See his pug-nosed face…Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face…Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face…Pug, pug, pug, pug,
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
Little fat man, pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
He’s a little fat pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug.


Apparently Bowie’s going to be fairly regular on Extras. According to an email I received, he’s going to make another appearance on Extras for season two.

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    • 3 Squawks to “The Little Fat Man”

    1. Mikey Squawked:
      October 4th, 2006 at 6:07 am

      Little Fat Men at the BBC stealing your dream?! A bit melodramatic, surely.

      C’mon, this clip is all over YouTube - at least seven instances when I checked this morning.

      Try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=257qRKYDiWI

    2. Moonage Squawked:
      October 4th, 2006 at 8:38 am

      They come and go, but I like to link those videos, and they’ve not been very reliable. I’ll try another method, maybe. The question I have is why they are so worried about a five minute teaser of the show? IF anything, I bet it being on Youtube got more people to watch the show than normal.

    3. Londonboy Squawked:
      October 7th, 2006 at 8:40 am

      according to some news reports there were an extra 200,000 viewers for the Bowie episode. They will enivetably put out a DVD of the series and the Bowie bit will be a highlight. This might expalin BBC’s ‘little fat man’ getting so agaitated.

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